Umm…Christian Siriano (you know, the fierce one from Project Runway who kicked big-time arse in the finale and took it all home? Yeah, that one.) has a makeup line? Wha? And wait, wait, this makeup line…is for Victoria’s Secret? Wha?
Oh wait! Let’s play six degrees of separation: Christian won Project Runway whose host is Heidi Klum, who is the face, body and boobs of VS!
Wow, that was hard. Hmm. Am I the only one who feels like this might make Siriano’s haute-couture stock plummet? Not that it means he’ll be any less successful or rich. Meh. I find this all rather anti-climactic. Oh but wait! The line is deemed “Limited Edition,” which I guess is supposed to render us impatient enough to whisk ourselves off to VS on our lunch break and gobble it all up. Again: meh.
Ya’ll will have to judge for your fierce selves.