Piperlime has called my attention to what has been deemed the Fitflop (and YES, that’s the brand name). No, I have not tried them, and no, I’m not sure I’m going to try them. Because…well, because they are ugly, that’s why. Have Americans really gotten so lazy that they are not able to work out like normal world citizens? Wait, most world citizens don’t work out, they just don’t eat like pigs, never mind. Ugly, fat Americans aside, Piperlime’s got the BIG portions.
Wanna buy them? Oh, there’s plenty!